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HEAVEN

Whatever was going on in the head of L Ron Hubbard we may never know. But looking at the stuff he produced we can draw a picture. The man was obviousely disturbed, and he used drugs. Scientology may have been true to him in the end, though it must have been a controvercy that it could not heal him. He died as a lonely and sick man in 1986, on the run from the goverment and the public eye.

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:
HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE
Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex

HCO BULLETIN OF MAY 11, AD13

Central Orgs,
Franchise
ROUTINE 3
HEAVEN

      Well, I have been to Heaven.

Hubbard is in the mooood in this HCO Bulletin. This time he claims he have been to Heaven. But wait, it gets better!

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

      For a long time, people have been cross with me for my lack of co-operation in believing in a Christian Heaven, God and Christ. I have never said I didn't disbelieve in a Big Thetan but there was certainly something very corny about Heaven et al. Now I have to apologize. There was a Heaven. Not too unlike, in cruel betrayal, the heaven of the Assassins in the 12th Century who, like everyone else, dramatized the whole track implants - if a bit more so.

The "whole track" is the timeline of trillions of years of memory Scientologists claim to have.

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

      Yes, I've been to Heaven. And so have you. And you have the pattern of its implants in the HCO Bulletin Line Plots. It was complete with gates, angels and plaster saints - and electronic implantation equipment. So there was a Heaven after all - which is why you are on this planet and were condemned never to be free again - until Scientology.

Many Christians and believers of other religions are lured into believing that it is possible to keep their faith and still become a Scientologist. This is a lie of course and one of the most obvious contradictions in Scientology. But it is a lie that works since Scientologists are not told the whole story up front, but instead carefully guided up "The Bridge" to "Total Freedom" - learning at every step only what they are prepared for. The deeper you get into a cult an its environment the more you will allow them to do to you and the more you will be willing to believe.

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

      The implant station existed on the order of magnitude of 43,000,000,000,000 years ago. (The dates may be part of the implants but do not appear so at this stage. However, a possibility of correction of dates is reserved).

Implants are hypnotic suggestions smashed into one's mind millions or billions of years ago in Hubbard's Space-Opera Scientology Cosmology. Implants was installed using giant movie screens on so-called Implant stations. According to Hubbard there are such implant stations on Mars and thetans who leave dead bodies are sent there to get more implants.

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

      Some have been through it once, some more than once.

      The first time I arrived and the moment of the implant To Forget was dated at 43,891,832,611,177 years, 344 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes and 40 seconds from 10:02 PM Daylight Greenwich Time May 9, 1963. The second series was dated to the moment of the implant To Forget as 42,681,459,477,315 years, 132 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes and 15 seconds from 11:02 PM Daylight Greenwich Time May 9, 1963.

Hubbard loved ridiculous dates and pinpointed many events back to the second.

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

      The gates of the first series are well done, well built. An avenue of statues of saints leads up to them. The gate pillars are surmounted by marble angels. The entering grounds are very well kept, laid out like Bush Gardens in Pasadena, so often seen in the movies. Aside from the implant boxes which lie across from each other on the walk there are other noises and sounds as though the saints are defending and berating. These are unimportant to the incident.

What's most likely: Hubbard actually was in Heaven, or did drugs? Instead of people getting impressions from movies etc, it is the movie makers, of course, who unconsciously reflect the implants their thetans have. Logic according to Hubbard, and even a "proven" fact as we will see.

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

      The second series, probably in the same place, shows what a trillion years of overt acts does (or is an additional trickery to collapse one's time). The place is shabby. The vegatation is gone. The pillars are scruffy. The saints have vanished. So have the Angels. A sign on one (the left as you "enter") says "This is Heaven". The right has a sign "Hell" with an arrow and inside the grounds one can see the excavations like archaeological diggings with raw terraces, that lead to "Hell". Plain wire fencing encloses the place. There is a sentry box beside and outside the right pillar. The road "leading up" to the gates is deeply eroded. An effigy of Joseph, complete with desert clothing, is seen approaching the gates (but not moving) leading a donkey which "carries" the original Madonna and child from "Bethlehem". The implanting boxes lie on either side of this "entering" path at path level.

His second visit and Heaven is in ruin. Imagine a very productive sci-fi writer with an astonishing imagination writing himself a religion. Could it be that it is so crazy that some because of that believe there must be some truth in it? At least Hubbard got what he wanted; he earned more money making a cult than he could ever have dreamed on earning as a pulp fiction writer. But that is probably the only difference between the two.

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

      There are no devils or satans that I saw.

      There is a passenger getting on the trolley bus, a "workman" halfway down the first stairs of To Forget "eating lunch" and in To Be in Heaven a gardener or electrician adjusting an implant box behind a hedge and periodically leaping up and screaming.

Electricians in Heaven to repair implant boxes?

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

      Further, we have our hands on an apalling piece of technology where the world is concerned. With rapidity and a Mater it can be shown that Heaven is a false dream and that the old religion was based on a very painful lie, a cynical betrayal.

How is it possible to be for example a Christian and a Scientologist when Hubbard claims this? It isn't. That is, if you aren't lied to.

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

      What does this do to any religious nature of Scientology? It strengthens it. New religions always overthrow the false gods of the old, they do something to strengthen man. We can improve man. We can show the old gods false. And we can open up the universe as a happier place in which a spirit may dwell. What more can you expect? This actually places us far beyond any other beings that are about. It puts us, through increased beingness and a restoration of life, in control of much destiny.

So it is the purpose of Scientology to overthrow all other religions, not as they pulicly claim to work for religious freedom and allow members to belong to several religions. A Scientologist will use any trick when in a tight spot, they will lie and betray as long as that serves their cause (and only the management of the cult knows what that cause really is). And usually lying and etrayig is the only methods that suits their agenda.

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

      We have now only a few unsolved problems about life, huge though they may be, such as the construction of bodies and how does one establish the character of and communicate, if feasible, with beings who are making trees and insects. There are a few things like these. But I imagine when we finally manage to communicate with beetle under rocks and free them, we'll no doubt find the Creator of Heaven who 43 + Trillion years ago designed and built the Pearly Gates and entrapped us all.

      Good Lord, I'd hate to be guilty of that overt. But never mind - you aren't either. That guy is GONE (I hope!)

L. RON HUBBARD

God is dead, long live L Ron Hubbard!

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

(Note: This HCO Bulletin is based on over a thousand hours of research auditing, analyzing the facsimiles of the reactive mind, and with the help of a Mark V Electrometer. It is scientific research and is not in any way based upon the mere opinion of the researcher. This HCO Bulletin is not the result of the belief or beliefs of anyone. Scientology data reflects long, arduous and painstaking research over a period of some thirty years into the nature of Man, the mind, the human spirit and its relationship to the physical universe. The data and phenomena discovered in Scientology is common to all minds and all men and can be demonstrated on anyone. Truth does not require belief to be truth any more than water requires anyone's permission to run down hill. The data is itself and can be duplicated by any honest researcher or practitioner. We in Scientology seek freedom, the betterment of Man, and the happiness of the individual and this comprises our attitude towards the data found. The data, however, is simply itself, and exists whatever the opinion of anyone may be. The contents of this HCO Bulletin discover the apparent underlying impulses of religious zealotism and the source of the religious mania and insanity which terrorized Earth over the ages and has given religion the appearance of insanity. As the paper is written for my friends it has, of course, a semblane of irreverence).

L. RON HUBBARD

This is science according to Hubbard the maniac. Say it is and some will believe it. He used an E-meter and that proves it.

Quote from the "HEAVEN" document:

(Note: All our data on the whole track remains factual and is not taken from any implant. The only data released earlier was the time factors involved in GPMs).

L. RON HUBBARD

LRH:jw
Copyright © 1963
by L. Ron Hubbard
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Is this sanity?

Thanks to Martin Hunt and his ARS Acronym/Terminology FAQ


"What? That means we've cracked insanity itself? That's right."

L. Ron Hubbard, HCO Policy Letter of 5 April 1965



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