From sderby@blkbox.com Wed Oct 2 23:27:05 EDT 1996 Article: 226198 of alt.religion.scientology Path: casaba.srv.cs.cmu.edu!das-news2.harvard.edu!oitnews.harvard.edu!news.sesqui.net!uuneo.neosoft.com!news.blkbox.COM!sderby From: sderby@blkbox.com (Stuart P. Derby) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Re: Medical claims in NOTs series Date: Sun, 29 Sep 1996 04:18:13 -0500 Organization: ARSCC - Houston Lines: 87 Message-ID: References: <52kn8l$q7a@nnrp1.news.primenet.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: s71.max0.houston.box.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Newsreader: Yet Another NewsWatcher 2.3.0 [ *snip* -- DST ] There are also a lot of medical claims in WHAT IS SCIENTOLOGY (1993) (page numbers from the soft-bound edition) p. 201 "The pain in my hip disappeared and to this day has never returned." p. 202 "I can move my previously debilitated left arm with ease and comfort now. This morning I could not raise it from my side without terrible pain." p. 205 "In learning to audit, I've seen sick people jump out of bed and dance after a session." p. 208 "[C.M. had exterme sinusitus, 'medical specialist' says it 'may be psychosomatic', C.M. suffered 'blinding headaches and sinusitus', then while auditing... ] Suddenly I felt a crunch -- I could physically sense the bones in the left part of my face changing. Right afterwards my face felt as if it had woken up after being asleep. [...] The huge pressure build-up from my sinuses had completely disappeared -- gone. [... It] was a miracle." p. 209 "[pregnant wife has surgery, is in intensice care, doctor estimates five days before she can walk.] While in intensice care, I audited her and in less than 24 hours she was walking [...]. The head doctor examined her and told me her recovery was miraculous." p. 209 "I had been wearing [glasses] for six years and my vision was steadily deteriorating. [Audits, suddenly feels good] I took my glasses off [...]. Things really looked clear. That was over twenty years ago and I haven't worn glasses since. Today my vision is almost perfect." p. 209 "[gets sick, after three months of doctor's visits] it was diagnosed as a chronic vascular disease that there was no cure for. [a lifetime condition, he's 28 years old, audits] After less than one hour I felt much better. Not only that, the physical condition stopped spreading. Within a week of daily auditing, all physical evidence of the condition was gone. It is 1 1/2 years later and the disease has not returned." p. 210 [ auditing cures epilepsy ] p. 210 [ person had been assaulted ] I had 27 fractures in my face and jaw. The doctors said I'd lose my eyes. [...] I turned to Scientology auditing. The improvement was so miraculous that one friend who had come with me dropped to her knees and cried. [...] I completely regained my self-confidence and self-respect. This made it possible for my body to heal much faster." p. 210 [ 78 year-old has massive heart attack, is disabled and placed in a convalescent center noted for stroke rehab. !? ] I gave my father Scientology auditing every day. Day by day he improved until finally six weeks later he walked out of that facility!!!" p. 211 [intensive care, bleeding ulcer, heart stops 3 times, unconscious for a week, his wife audits him, he regains will to live, recovers ] p. 212 [ auditing cures chronic, debiltating migraines ] p. 212 [ smashes both ankles, surgeon pieces things back together, says patient might not walk. Patient audits, has speedy miraculous recovery, now dances, plays sports etc. ] Incidentally, the chapter that the above material comes from, Successes of Scientology, begins with 20 pages of signed testimonals, from stars, cab drivers, etc., but then page 200 begins a sub-section of "Successes from Specific Services" and all the testimonials are "signed" with initials, effectively anonymizing them. -Stu -- "Madman! Wouldst attempt the impossible?! For no being made of matter can ever enter a system that is naught but the flux and swirl of alphanumerical elements, discontinuous integer configurations, the abstract stuff of digits!" - from the Cyberiad, by Stanislaw Lem